Black Friday: Don’t jump!
Your death wish fulfilled, no charge,
By fellow shoppers

Just try to get one
Of those huge flat-screen TV’s.
You’ll be flattened first

Women duke it out
Over cheap towels, the better
To wipe up the blood

Wielding pepper spray
And packing heat, we’re ready
To shop till they drop

Cash registers ring
And shots ring out: What do you
Expect at Target?

I know what I’ll get
To win next year’s shopping war.
Are tanks on sale soon?