Frozen butt haiku

Guy smoking outside
Weather like this you think he’d
At least quit menthols

More than 2,000 verses like this available for your reading pleasure. That’s at least 34,000 syllables.

“The only thing I want frozen is a margarita” haiku

8° — Splendid
1 for each layer of clothes
I’ll need for outdoors

More than 2,000 verses like this available for your reading pleasure. That’s at least 34,000 syllables.