A good house-cleaning
I find myself wondering
Who really lives here?
A sophisticate
I’ve found perfect Cabernet
To go with grilled cheese
Hard work never killed
Anyone but I’d surely
Hate to be the first
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Random haiku
Healing’s a wonder
Tell the doc now it only
Hurts when I co-pay
Dance to the music
And heed the ancient wisdom:
Shake it, don’t break it
March 6 haiku
March 6: Michelangelo born (1475), Missouri Compromise (1820), Dred Scott decision (1857), Bayer patents aspirin (1899)
Gazing at ceiling
Reminds me: Happy birthday,
Michelangelo
Devil’s day doubled:
The Missouri Compromise,
Dred Scott Decision
Bayer gets patent
Excellent pain reliever
Lousy birth control
Speaking of Missouri …
Missouri shows us,
Picks Limbaugh for Hall of Fame,
Reverts to “Puke State”
And at random …
While meditating
I wait for enlightenment
To speed the heck up
Post-nasal haiku
Can’t seem to crack it
Sinuses keep downloading
This code in my head
Random haiku
Love music, low joints
No rock or blues today just
Ankles going pop
Where did winter go?
I think I found it, hiding
Deep inside my bones
Mud rut, driveway’s edge
I’ll miss the kid who makes it
When he leaves next fall
“Inbox subject line” haiku
“Meet Christian Singles!”
Holy adulterous spam!!
Jesus, I’m married!!!
“Time zoned” haiku
This Tuesday feels like
Monday, this year like last year
My state of behind
Random haiku
Chill rain, warm salt sweat
Commingle in runner’s rite
At pulsing temple
Dry gusts, humid breath
Weather patterns roil and clash
Cloud around his head
First flake of fall snow
Crystalline beauty, perfect,
Catches day’s last light
First flake of fall snow
Beguiling Goddamned gangster
You know he’ll bring friends
B.o.A. woos me
Kills debit card fee — too late
I’m feeling withdrawn
Here I sit, forlorn
So sweet, so ready, just like
Halloween candy
Lover’s sighs, baby’s
Laughs, fulfilling work’s rhythm
Monotony thrills
Coffee’s gurgling drip,
Lunch counter’s din, dinner’s peace
Monotony thrills
Random haiku
Cold air, frosted ground
December morning wanders
Into October
Olive oil question:
How is it that something can
Be extra virgin?
October’s the month
To adopt a shelter dog
Diamonds in the “ruff”
Random haiku, let it be
Most glorious fall
(Complete with juicy apples)
Since Adam bit in
Full moon, windshield mist
Cross the line from crisp to chill
Autumn’s first shiver
Country Club Plaza
Folks suntanned, sinewy, blonde
KC’s fat free zone
Preacher: Paul, do you
Take Nancy to be your wife?
Sir Paul: Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Moments on the couch
Intimacy can shrink if
Overanalyzed
This must be a day
To tap into, for twice it
Goes to eleven
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