March 6 haiku

March 6: Michelangelo born (1475), Missouri Compromise (1820), Dred Scott decision (1857), Bayer patents aspirin (1899)

Gazing at ceiling
Reminds me: Happy birthday,

Devil’s day doubled:
The Missouri Compromise,
Dred Scott Decision

Bayer gets patent
Excellent pain reliever
Lousy birth control

Speaking of Missouri …

Missouri shows us,
Picks Limbaugh for Hall of Fame,
Reverts to “Puke State”

And at random …

While meditating
I wait for enlightenment
To speed the heck up