There’s a game today?
Something between commercials?
Cool! Maybe I’ll watch

Madonna’s on too?
Figures — her wardrobe has been
One big malfunction

“Bridgestone Halftime Show”
Shouldn’t be surprised that it
Seems like a retread

Had one good movie
“Desperately Seeking Talent”
Or something like that

Seriously, she
Likes exposure, so halftime
Ought to be flashy

And what’s the match-up?
New York and New England? Jeez,
What’s new about that?

But everyone else
Will tune in, so pass the chips,
Roman numerals

Yeah, Eli’s coming
To battle Brady bunch — let’s
Watch till “Downton” starts