“You can’t win, Amal” haiku

Gangs of roving youth
Terrorize shoppers at Mall
Of America

But what better place
For mega food fight than Mall
Of America?

Pad Thai, burritos
Pasta, meatballs, pot stickers
Cheeseburgers all trashed

Dozens of kids throw
Melting pot of ethnic fare
Cops say for no cause

How about they judged
All that Food Court “food” guilty
Of fraud, price gouging?

In touch with inner
John Belushi, meted out
Justice with chaos

Juvy detention
Or coronary arrest?
Not a tasty choice

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