Post-Black-Friday blues haiku

Amazon, Best Buy
Call it Cyber Monday but
Tuesday’s just as bad

Click away your dough
Wednesday’s worse, dot com shop curse
Thursday’s also sad

Digital dollars
Fly on Friday, Saturday
I go out to play

Nothing left to fill
The plate on Sunday, Lord have
Mercy Judgement Day

Starts Cyber Monday
But the digital drain draws

Starts Cyber Monday
Bills won’t be paid till I go
To cyber heaven