4 kindergartners
Clad in pink, red, yellow, blue
Rainbow peds x-ing

Syria’s rebels
Hope to bridge their differences
Push Asad aside

Health food — chocolate dipped
Coating keeps out all the germs
Buy them at Hole Foods

We get what we want
But not when we wanted it
Timing’s everything!

And a contribution to the BAD HAIKU group on Facebook, where pretty much anything goes. I think this was part of a bunch about grapes.

Doll, peel me a grape
Run your fingers through my hair
Read some bad haiku