“What’s the frequency, Heinrich?” haiku

Catch a birthday wave
Electromagnetically
Google salutes Hertz

Hertz was first to prove
Electromagnetic waves
Really existed

Showed radio waves,
Light had same velocity
Could be transmitted

Thought his findings were
“Of no use whatsoever”
Boy, he got that wrong

Led to radio
And wireless telegraph,
Rent-a-cars (kidding)

They named the unit
Of radio frequency
The hertz after him

And that’s Heinrich Hertz
Not Heinrich’s uncle Hertz Hertz
Then we’d have hertz squared

Heroic haiku

Feb. 11 — Thomas Edison born, 1847. Nelson Mandela freed, 1990.

Imagination,
Inspiration incarnate
Magic, in the flesh

27 years
No chains could break his spirit
Nelson Mandela

Poverty, deafness,
Rules — no match for his genius
Thomas Edison

And some from back in October, the anniversary of one of Edison’s many inventions.

Thomas Edison
In 1879
A light bulb came on

Electric moment
Banished darkness forever
With incandescence

Edison, who said,
“There are no rules here,” made light
Of his glowing feat

Before his light bulb
What popped up over folks’ heads
When ideas came?

More efficient lights
Taking their place — Edison
Would want it that way

“Write, writer, rightest” haiku

Carole King, Feb. 9, 1942

Carole King, such gifts
“You’ve Got a Friend,” “Sweet Seasons”
No one wrote more hits

It’s true. They counted.
Last half of last century
No one wrote more hits

“Will You Still Love Me
“Tomorrow” first of more than
100 to chart

They weren’t just jingles,
Either, but pieces of heart
Life in 3 minutes

Shirelles to Winehouse
Seems everyone’s sung your songs
Been better for it

Aretha, Dusty
The Byrds, Everly Brothers
Beatles, Rod Stewart

Even the Monkees
With “Sometime in the Morning”
Channeled your romance

“Tapestry” showed you
Could sing them, too, masterpiece
Of rich, royal hue

“I Feel the Earth Move,”
“It’s Too Late” — every affair’s
Alpha, Omega

But my favorite’s still
One I hope, somehow, is true:
“Only Love Is Real”

Seven decades, lived
In the magic of music
Lady, take a bow

“Best of verse, worst of verse” haiku

Beatles land at JFK — Feb. 7, 1964
Charles Dickens, Feb. 7, 1812 — June 9, 1870


British invasion
Fixed bayonets? No, moptops
Armed with 45’s

A Friday landing
New York’s Kennedy Airport
Started their conquest

They’d topped U.S. charts
With “I Want to Hold Your Hand”
More where that came from

Thousands screamed non-stop
Lost voices, inhibitions
Beautiful release

Sunday on his show
Sullivan announced the charge
“Right here on our stage”

40% watched
That first TV appearance
Millions all tune in

Then D.C. triumph
Occupied Carnegie Hall
Sullivan again

Left us wanting more
Like Oliver with his bowl
Loved them, yeah yeah yeah

Here’s another twist
That first U.S. landing came
On Dickens’ birthday

Google Doodle says
Great British author was born
Two centuries past

Crusader with pen
Captured boarding school horrors
The courts’ injustice

Railed at his country’s
Poverty amid plenty
With fiction quite real

Brought London to life
Upper class privileged, stifled
Poor scrabbling to live

Serialized work
Gave his stories a rhythm
Cliff-hangers galore

And the characters!
Nicholas Nickleby, Pip
David Copperfield

The Artful Dodger
Uriah Heep, Wackford Squeers
Mr. Micawber

Samuel Pickwick
Abel Magwitch, Tiny Tim
Ebenezer Scrooge

Dickens visited
U.S. twice, reading his works
Exploring New York

For second visit
Departed England, where else
But from Liverpool

Wined and dined, he made
Dozens of appearances
Dickensmania

Dickens on death bed
Said “be natural,” fulfill
“All the rules of art”

Years later, Fab Four
Would do just that, bring U.S.
One more manic gift

Rasta man haiku

Nesta Robert Marley, Feb. 6, 1945 — May 11, 1981

I say “Bob Marley”
Play word association
Bet you say “reggae”

Or maybe “Legend”
His “best of” album became
Reggae’s best seller

The people’s heartbeat
The downbeat of oppression
Upbeat of freedom

Reggae superstar
But he told his son Ziggy
“Money can’t buy life”

Oppression goes on
Freedom cries out so long as
Marley’s music wails

“Can’t freeze this” haiku:

Feb. 1 birthdays: Don Everly (1937), Rick James (1948), Mike Campbell (1954), Exene Cervenka (1956), Lisa Marie Presley (1968)

Don Everly, half
Of a national treasure
Vocal dream, come true

Hammer stole his riff
But James freakin’ outfunked all
MC? Can’t touch Rick

Rick Campbell breaks hearts
With killer writing, guitars
Tom Petty’s main man

LA punk power
“Desperate, get used to it”
Exene marked the spot

Only Elvis child
Soft heart for good causes, used
Fame to help others

February 1st
A hot start for this cold month
Music to warm us

Happy birthday haiku

Philip Glass, Jan. 31, 1956

Happy Philip Glass
Happy Philip Glass happy
Philip Glass happy

Birthday Philip Glass
Birthday Philip Glass birthday
Philip Glass birthday

To you Philip Glass
To you Philip Glass to you
Philip Glass to you

Repeat till next year
Repeat till next year repeat
Till next year repeat

“Never mind the” haiku:

Guy Fawkes, April 13, 1570 — Jan. 31, 1606
John Lydon, Jan. 31, 1956

Catholic monarchy
“Anarchy in the U.K.”
Dynamite notions

Revolution rocks
When freedom’s fire lights the fuse
But punks fizzle out

So Guy Fawkes’ plot failed
Johnny Rotten in vain wailed
And God saved the Queen

“Kissed with a Seal” haiku

Pirates prove no match
For well-trained Seals’ derring-do
The real swashbucklers

Two aid workers saved
From Somalians’ hell hole
The latest triumph

Get Osama? Check
Free some Iranians? Check
All in a day’s work

Now let’s have the Seals
Occupy Wall Street, rescue
The economy